A custom birthday song and video made about them.
In under 30 minutes, or it's free.
Pick a genre. Share some dirt. Add your best (or worst!) photos and videos. We do the rest.
Listen To Some Samples
Country, metal, rap, opera, 80's pop synth, grunge, emo punk.Don't ask how we picked these genres, they all feel wrong which is what make them right.
Songs are made with AI — that's how they sound like studio production in under 30 minutes. But your photos, videos, and stories? Those are all you.
What makes this different from a card or a Cameo
It's a one-of-a-kind song, card, and music video — all about them.
Cards get tossed. Flowers die. Cameos are some stranger reading a script. This one's actually about them — set to their photos and videos.
Five minutes of effort. Sounds like you rented a recording studio.
Type a few things you love about them, drop in some photos and video, hit go. Thirty minutes later you've got a gift that looks like you planned it — even if you didn't.
Saves you when you forgot.
Birthday tomorrow? Birthday today? You've got 30 minutes and $12. We've got you.
How it works
1. Tell us about them
Their name, their vibe, and one specific habit or funny thing they always do. The weirder the better.
2. Pick a genre
Country, Death Metal, Opera - We've got weird ones.
3. Add your photos + videos
The highlights (or low lights), the best memories you have of them
Thats is you done — shareable custom birthday song and video in under 30 minutes. Or it's free.
FAQ's
Is it really custom, or just AI generic?
Your stories are real. Your photos and videos are real. The inside jokes are real. The AI just stitches it all together into something that sounds like a studio made it. Generic in, generic out — but you're not bringing generic, you're bringing the weird specific stuff that makes them them.
What if I don't love it?
If something's off — a mispronounced name, a weird lyric, the wrong vibe — we'll regenerate it. Up to 3 times, no questions asked. If it still isn't right, we refund you the full $12 minus a $2 processing fee. We want you to send something you're proud of, not stuck with.
How do they actually get it?
You'll get an email with a link as soon as it's ready. Watch it, share it, download it, text it, post it — it's yours. Send it however you want them to see it.
Their birthday is tomorrow / today / yesterday. Help.
We got you. Once you hit submit, your video lands in under 30 minutes — often much sooner. Or it's free. (And honestly? A late birthday gift with a custom song beats an on-time card every time.)What photos and videos should I send?
Phone photos are perfect. Old ones, new ones, blurry-but-iconic ones, the embarrassing one from 2014 — all good. You get to frame, scale, and clip them however you want. Aim for 6-10 photos and a few short video clips (5-15 seconds total).
Pro tip: make an album on your phone first with all the photos and clips you want to use — uploading them all at once is way faster than picking them one by one.
For how we handle your photos, see our privacy page.
Heres one we made for Dave, happy birthday to 38 man who made instatoast
You've read enough. Let's toast (or roast) someone.
In under 30 minutes, or it's free.

